''Douche Nozzle"

So, this is how my normal day conversation goes with my brother when i watch him play halo online. -.-

Max:  (while playing halo 2) Who's a bitch? Your a bitch. Ahah, (loses) im a bitch. -.-
Max: (talking in headset) No, you know what dude, you need to settle the hell down, its f**king Halo man, its a f**king video game.  (talks to me) Dude, what a douche nozzle. (takes off headset) hate this game.
Me: Dude,  you suck at Halo.
Max: Dude, what are you even doing here?
Me: Im watching you play Halo.
Max: Watching me play Halo? Who watches somebody play Halo?
Me: I dont know, cool people. Your just jealous that mom likes me better.
Max: What??
Me: I said, your just jealous that mom likes me better.
Max: Dude, can you stop talking like Lil Wayne for a sec?
Me: Now your just jealous that i talk like Lil Wayne, and everybody knows Lil Wayne is like the coolest person ever. Besides Van Diesel.
Max: (laughes) Van Diesel?? Have you even watched the movie "The Pacifier"
Me: Have you even watched Babble on AD?
Max: No, no one saw that movie. Mom so likes me better.
Me: No she doesnt!!
Max: Yes she does. Dude, do you wanna call her?
Me: Okay, go ahead.
Max: (talks on the phone) Hey mom, its max. I just called to asky you who do you like better, me or your other retard daugther. Yup, thats what i thought, okay bye. (puts down the phone)
Me: She likes you more? :(
Max: No, she just called me a retard too. -.-
Max: Why are you still here, really? Hannah Montana starts in two minutes, and i really want you to go.
Me: I like Hannah Montana too!!
Max: No, you cant like her, its like my alone time, with her.
Me: Okay, dont be a baby.
Max: Im not crying, im just mad.
Max: Your just the worst sister ever.
Me: You should make a youtube video about that.
Max: Do you want a free tshirt?
Me: Yeah..
Max: Thats what i thought. Im gonna go upstairs and watch Hannah Montana alone, you can just sit here, and be a douche nozzle.
Me: You already said that!
Max: I dont care.
Me: Your a douche nozzle.
Max: You cant say it back man!!


Seriously, no kidding. 100% true.  x) Byeesss. :D

I'M BACK!

Sup bitches!
  Im just kidding, that would be the worst thing to say right now. Literally, worst way to start a post. I'll make this video short so im'ma break into two. bullet points. :p

1.
So number one, im kindof a noob, cause i always said i would post posts, but i never did, but i've been really busy, i dont really wanna get into it, but i admitted that im a noob, so does that make everything better? YES. XD ( no it doesnt ) -.-

2.
Number two, and most importantly, im coming back to blogging and thats the main purpose of this post and all i really wanna say is im coming back, and im super excited! YAY! :D <3

Im excited to see you soon, bye!! :D